I packed up and moved 500 miles to New Orleans because I thought it would start my period, which had inexplicably ceased. I was right.
Summer of 2016 I wrote a severely NSFW personal essay about it, which was published in Peach Fuzz.
Since the essay’s quite explicit and I use this website for professional purposes, I won’t publish it here. Peach Fuzz is print-only, so I hope you can get your hands on one. You’ll find it in Volume 3, Issue 4.